The searches have been counted and verified, the results are in. Google Zeitgeist 2008 announced today the top google searches for 2008.

Globally, the top 10 fastest rising search terms were:

1. sarah palin
2. beijing 2008
3. facebook login
4. tuenti
5. heath ledger
6. obama
7. nasza klasa
8. wer kennt wen
9. euro 2008
10. jonas brothers

In the UK, the top risers:

1. iplayer
2. facebook
3. iphone
4. youtube
5. yahoo mail
6. large hadron collider
7. obama
8. friv
9. cam4
10. jogos

The UK’s top google searches were:

1. facebook
2. bbc
3. youtube
4. ebay
5. games
6. news
7. hotmail
8. bebo
9. yahoo
10. jobs (the only search term here showing any indication of this so called recession)

While our diets are not improving with the fastest rising recipe searches being:

1. cupcake
2. meatballs
3. rocky road
4. crumble topping
5. eaton mess
6. pork belly
7. rhubarb fool
8. lemon posset
9. honey comb
10. beer batter

So what do we want from the internet? Spot the age old questions coming top of the ‘Top of mind’ section:

What is…

1. what is love
2. what is life (Life is… not looking at Google)
3. what is java
4. what is sap
5. what is rss
6. what is scientology
7. what is autism
8. what is lupus
9. what is 3g
10. what is art

Who is…

1. who is obama (Where have these people been hiding?!?)
2. who is mccain
3. who is palin
4. who is lil wayne
5. who is miley cyrus
6. who is dolla
7. who is jonas brothers
8. who is chris brown
9. who is biden
10. who is martin luther

…and how to…

1. how to draw
2. how to kiss
3. how to write
4. how to cook
5. how to tie
6. how to hack
7. how to run
8. how to cite
9. how to paint
10. how to spell (The actual 10th entry was ‘How too Spele but google’s logic kicked in once again)

More people wanted to know how to draw than how to kiss? I suppose one is a perfectly safe natural thing… the other one is kissing… think I’ve got it the wrong way round? read about the kiss of deaf from the BBC. (Who said the TV licence wasn’t worth the money?)

So there we have it, the British don’t seem too bothered by the current credit crisis if this is anything to go on, but are certainly keeping up with World news, playing games and networking. Interestingly enough, this is even before checking their emails… Of course the stats are flawed for this kind of statement as it doesn’t count bookmarks or remembered URLs.

Well this is my last blog of 2008, I’m spending the last two weeks on the tropical island of Mauritius. Happy holidays, merry Christmas and thank you to all those readers, contacts, clients, and so on who have helped Zako Media stay afloat for 2008.

One of Mac’s Key selling points was that the system was virus-free. This was largely to do with it’s programming and management system, but also had a part in it’s lack of marketshare. Back in February 2006, Mac users were warned of Leap-A worm which spread itself through bundled software iChat, the worm was easy to avoid so didn’t affect it’s track record.

Suddenly at the end of last month (November 08) Apple posted this message on their website:

“Apple encourages the widespread use of multiple antivirus utilities so that virus programmers have more than one application to circumvent, thus making the whole virus writing process more difficult.”

Are they gearing up for something? Do Apple know something we don’t? Even PC users are told to use an antivirus program, rarely more… Apple users are recommended to use multiple utilities.

I can see 3 possibilities:

1. The fact there wasn’t an outbreak was down to luck rather than skill and their law-conscious people have decided to step away from the edge and play it safe in the wood chip with the other personal computers.
2. There is already an outbreak and they want to quench it before it spreads and destroys their reputation.
3. They need to pay for their iPhone advertising booboo and found a good way to make some cash quickly. (interesting that all their suggestions are commercial and 2/3 are available from the apple store.)

I’m a PC, and I can download free software to keep virus’s and spyware in check. Apple users will have to purchase one of the following utilities:

Intego VirusBarrier X5, available from the Apple Online Store
License: commercial

Symantec Norton Anti-Virus 11 for Macintosh, available from the Apple Online Store
License: commercial

McAfee VirusScan for Mac
License: commercial

I love being smug, but on a serious note. Virus’s are not a good thing to have on your computer. Besides slowing down your system, they can watch your keystrokes and report back to a database without you knowing. This way, hackers can gain access to your banking details regardless of security, email passwords, website passwords, credit card details and paypal accounts. They also have the potential to access sensitive or personal documents from your computer remotely… all without you knowing.

PC Users can download AVG for free, I highly recommend this one as it has not let a single file through.

Mac users <snigger> your recommended options are above.

Hands up anyone out there who actually knows what a copywriter does? Go on, be honest.

If you are a little unsure then allow me to enlighten you. A copywriter is a business sales writer. Basically what they do is produce persuasive copy for all those brochures, leaflets, sales letters and websites that you see.

You could really call them the Uzi submachine gun of the marketer’s arsenal. It is through their mastery of the writen word that new customers are brought into the fold.

Do you write your own sales copy? A lot of businesses out there do. There is nothing wrong with that if it is working for you. But are your marketing materials really performing as you would want them to? Is the copy on your website drawing traffic to it and the right kind of traffic? Basically what I am asking is are you frustrated by the lack of success of your marketing efforts?

If the answer is ‘yes’ then you need to find yourself a good freelance copywriter. What they will do is produce a portfolio of effective copy (emails, newsletters, web copy, brochure copy etc.) that will increase your sales, create continuity in your marketing and therefore create an image of trust and credibility in the eyes of your customers.

Perhaps you haven’t gone down this route because you think it is too expensive. But just think for a moment. How much of your time have you spent trying to write good copy? How much is your time worth? Surely it would be better spent doing what you do best?

Good marketing writing will pay dividends. The initial outlay will be recouped by the increase in sales. Just think about that for a second…makes sense, doesn’t it?

By using the services of a copywriter you will give yourself the edge over your competitors. Remember, if you don’t use one, they will.

Sally Ormond is a professional website copywriter, SEO copywriter and advertising copywriter with extensive experience in B2B and B2C copywriting markets. She can be contacted at +44(0)1449 779605 or sally@briarcopywriting.com for any copywriting project you may have or for a complimentary webcopy analysis.

Well this one came completely unannounced. The power of Google is such that they no longer need to build up hype, it just spreads around like wildfire. I present to you. SearchWiki.

If you are a logged in google user (either of Gmail, documents, calendar or one of their zillion other services) you now alter the search results. If a site isn’t coming up which should, you can use a link at the bottom to add it directly to page 1… instantly. If a link isn’t relevant, you can use the arrows next to it to drop it down or remove it and keep the good content up top… instantly.

Now don’t get too excited, before the click wars begin, this isn’t a Google-wide change… that would be anarchy… in fact only you can see those changes, and only when logged in to your google account, but from any computer.

Why is this useful?

As Google’s search results change on a second by second basis, it can be hard to keep track on every useful site and page. Our bookmarks are filling up with sites we forget exist and things are becoming harder to find.

Now rather than bookmark it, move the link higher in the results so that the next time you look, it’s right there.

Business uses? practically none, but the next bit really caught my attention…

As well as moving Google search results, SearchWiki allows you to add notes and comments to the results. The last link underneath the site address drops down a little textbox. Again everytime this result appears in your search, you’ll get instant access to your own notes. This is useful as above but with one difference… everyone can see them… They have to click a link to, but they are visible. This means you can start adding notes not only to other’s sites but to your own. An extra few lines to promote your business and show people why your link is much better than anyone elses.

It does mean you can also comment on your competitors… This approach is not recommended as Slander and Libel cases are on the increase against digital bloggers and public internet authors.

Keep an eye on this one, perhaps with user generated results, Google may wish to start allowing the data to influence overall results… What better relevancy test than through the masses. There have already been numerous picture games associated with Google played around the world by millions of people. Only a percentage knew that they were actually describing image content for google’s image search. Google’s wonderful viral allowed it to index billions of images accross the globe in a matter of weeks.

Watch this space. In the meantime, here’s Google’s Lead Designer talking about SearchWiki:

Before you start shouting at the screen, I’m not being rude or trying to teach you to suck eggs. Just think about it for a second. A copywriter writes to sell a product or service – that’s about as glamorous as it gets. But you have to understand your product or service before you can sell it.

All too often you see writing about a particular product that is focused on what it is rather than what it does. But that is only natural, after all if you work with washing machines all the time you will end up thinking about them a lot. If you make high-end market shoes, you’ll tend to think about them a lot too.

The problem is that this leads to descriptive writing not powerful sales writing. You’ll be so in love with what you do it will be the only thing you will be able to talk about. So with our washing machine example all you’ll be able to write about is how they wash clothes – great, but a sales writer would see them as a specifically designed labour saving device.

The same goes for the shoes. If you are too close you’ll sell them as high quality, stylish shoes (which I am sure they are). But your sales writer will bill them as the must-have for the woman-about-town that will make her irresistible to all men.

I hate to say it but no matter how much blood, sweat and tears went into producing your product, your customer won’t give two hoots. All they want to know is what it will do for them – will it save time? Save them money? Make them look successful? Make them irresistible to the opposite sex? 

Knowing all the facts about your product is vital but what is probably more important is the ability to dramatise them in terms of their benefits. Make your reader believe they couldn’t possibly live without it and they’ll reach for their credit cards.